Friday, January 24, 2014

How Shall I Call Him?

On Saturday last, we welcomed a new little boy into the family (this is not the birth story.  I'll post that another day).  He is a wonderful little joy to us.

There is only one problem that I can see here.  I don't know what to call him.  Don't be like that. He has a name.  Quite a good one, we think.  I'm just not sure what to call him on the internet.  Already we have Tall and Small. So Tiny?  But then, Small is not so small anymore.  What to do?

Small, Medium, Large?
Baby, Toddler, Boy?
Tall, Grande, Venti?
Monkey, Monkey, Underpants?
Sleepy, Happy and Doc?
Child 1, 2 and 3?

Any ideas are welcome.  Post them in the comment section.  If I choose your suggestion, you win a prize!  Which isn't a dirty nappy, I swear.

[We don't use their names on the internet, because we would like to give them some privacy. It's also why I don't post about everything that happens.  They may not be stories that the boys want shared with the world at large.]


  1. I like the Men In Black theme as you have all the right characters
    As in J, Zed and K

  2. I like Dad's idea! Perfecto!
    I just call mine Fred, Barney, Betty and Wilma (on occasion), or use spices: Ginger, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Paprika, Basil, Sage, Salt, Pepper, etc...

  3. A random song came to mind which goes "Oh, very young one..." You could acronym that and have Tall, Small and Ovyo. (and yeah, that too is kind of random...)